QUIZ TIME: Which Slim Jim Food Co. Sauce Are YOU?

'Oh ffs, not another one'

I know I know. The last thing we need in 2020 is ANOTHER quiz. But this is a special one.

We've decided it's finally time to introduce the sauce industry to this little thing we like to call 'science', in the form of a personality quiz.

A personality quiz can allow you to explore every aspect of your being. Not only does our personality determine who we are, but also the relationships we create with others, the energies we radiate, and the way in which we interact with the world around us.

Put simply, bettering your understanding of your personality can lead you towards a life of much less resistance, and much more happiness.

This is where we come in...

Having conducted literally hundreds of minutes of ground-breaking research, our in-house psychological department has been able to collate invaluable data in order to help us to create a personality quiz that not only breaks down the core personality traits that make up who you are, but more importantly, match your traits to our very own selection of fire fire sauces.

We understand you may have legitimate questions regarding our validity, such as 'who the hell are you to tell me about my personality?' and 'what in the name of all that is woke is this?' We would happily explain to you the processes carried out in order to verify our results, only, we don't want to bore you with the details. But trust us, It's seriously mind-boggling stuff.

Why don't you give it a go and share with us your results whilst you're at it!

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Slimothy